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SIZE Matters? How big do you Want It?

Here is an erotic adaptation of a card game similar to War (Persian Pasha). It's an easy bedroom game to play where making it Big leads to stripping, sensual foreplay and passionate sex.

Objective

In this game you want to make the prize as BIG as possible without losing control. Premature climax in each hand is not in your best interest. While attempting to Strip your lover of all their cards, receive foreplay activities whenever the winning hand is Filled with a Large number of cards. The player who wins all the cards or has the most after a specified time limit wins a sexual favor or fantasy reward.

Setup & Preparation

Define a set of foreplay activities to correspond to each of the 13 cards in a deck. Also specify a set of 13 possible sex play activities corresponding to each card. You can download and edit the sexy card game activity templates. A full, standard deck of cards is used - include one or more Jokers. Shuffle and deal out all the cards face down so that each player has half the deck each (neatly stacked). Ensure no one sees what the cards are - no peeking.

How to Play

Both players turn over the top card from their stack and place it face up to begin their Staff. Players continue turning over cards and adding to the length of their Staff one by one until things Cum to a Head - stop when both players have turned up cards with the same suit. The player with the highest card wins the hand, takes all the face up cards and puts them on the bottom of their stack to rise again. Aces are high then Kings, Queens, Jacks, etc. Jokers have no value but match any suit - they are wild.

If the size of the Staff gets long enough (at least 4 or 5 cards - choose a size you are comfortable with), the winner of the hand also receives a Foreplay bonus corresponding to the winning card. The player losing control must perform the foreplay activity immediately before the game resumes. If the Staff is not of a suitable length or size, no foreplay occurs.

Note that Jokers are special. Jokers have a value of zero but have a wild suit. If you play a Joker you lose control immediately and must also strip one item of clothing. You may still need to perform some foreplay as well. If both players turn up a Joker, both strip one item of clothing then continue adding cards to the staff.

Play until someone wins all the cards or for a set time limit. The player with the most cards at the end wins and receives their Sexplay bonus corresponding to the last winning card.

Scoring

You score foreplay favors from your lover based on how well you erect and control large Staffs. Size Matters so make them big and powerful. If you want (or need) to play more, print off another sheet with some different foreplay or sex play activities.

Variations

Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:

  • Use XXX playing cards for visual stimulation and distraction
  • Use two decks of cards combined - makes for a longer game
  • Set different size requirements for each player (women may want it bigger before sex - men may be willing even if it is smaller)
  • The winner of the hand performs the Foreplay activities instead of the player losing control

If you want more sexy ideas for your bedroom games, download the Frisky Foreplay Game. It has over 200 foreplay ideas for each of you (male and female). The sexy activities range from warm & loving to wild & kinky. Play the game as is or use the ideas in your own couples games.

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